Blowin’ Smoke (Legally): Big Things Happening at Detroit Metro Auctions
- jesse2087
- 2 days ago
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Blowin’ Smoke (Legally): Big Things Happening at Detroit Metro Auctions
Alright, listen up, Michigan. It’s your favorite hustle-loving, deal-slinging, asset-liquidating auction company—Detroit Metro Auctions—and we’ve got something live right now that’ll make your jaw drop harder than a vintage walk-in freezer door.
🌿🔥 The Cannabis Auction of the Century
You know how people say, “This auction’s lit”? Well, this one actually is.
We’re talking about a huge cannabis auction that just went live—like, huge-huge. We’ve got:
A massive Kohler industrial generator (because your grow can’t survive on good vibes alone)
Extraction equipment so shiny and high-tech it looks like it could double as a spaceship engine
And more grow-related gear than your buddy Jeff has excuses for why his plants never sprouted
So whether you’re a grower, a dreamer, or just a big fan of surplus stainless steel, come check it out. This isn’t your grandma’s yard sale. Unless your grandma runs a processing facility—then, okay, maybe it is.
🏚 Got Stuff to Sell? We Got You.
🏡 Meanwhile in Real Estate Land...
Oh, you thought we just sling deep fryers and grow lights? Nope. I’m also doing big things with RE/MAX—your bro's got listings going up like the final bid in a hot auction.
Next week, we’re dropping a new listing in Armada (yes, the one with that dreamy country charm). It’s a 4 bed, 2.5 bath, 2400 sq ft beauty on Coon Creek Road with a spacious kitchen, big ol' family room, and a deck out back perfect for sipping wine and judging your neighbors' lawn care. Keep your eyes peeled.
📣 Final Thoughts
Whether you’re buying gear, selling your stuff, or buying a house—I’ve got you covered from the grow room to the living room.
Follow Detroit Metro Auctions for the latest deals, wildest auctions, and occasional chaos. And hit me up at RE/MAX if you’re ready to make a move (literally).
Until then, may your bids be high and your taxes low.
—
Jesse Long
Detroit Metro Auctions
RE/MAX Real Estate Agent
Detroit Hustler-in-Chief
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