Blowin’ Smoke (Legally): Big Things Happening at Detroit Metro Auctions

Blowin’ Smoke (Legally): Big Things Happening at Detroit Metro Auctions

Alright, listen up, Michigan. It’s your favorite hustle-loving, deal-slinging, asset-liquidating auction company—Detroit Metro Auctions—and we’ve got something live right now that’ll make your jaw drop harder than a vintage walk-in freezer door.

🌿🔥 The Cannabis Auction of the Century

You know how people say, “This auction’s lit”? Well, this one actually is.

We’re talking about a huge cannabis auction that just went live—like, huge-huge. We’ve got:

A massive Kohler industrial generator (because your grow can’t survive on good vibes alone)

Extraction equipment so shiny and high-tech it looks like it could double as a spaceship engine

And more grow-related gear than your buddy Jeff has excuses for why his plants never sprouted

So whether you’re a grower, a dreamer, or just a big fan of surplus stainless steel, come check it out. This isn’t your grandma’s yard sale. Unless your grandma runs a processing facility—then, okay, maybe it is.

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🏚 Got Stuff to Sell? We Got You.

🏡 Meanwhile in Real Estate Land...

Oh, you thought we just sling deep fryers and grow lights? Nope. I’m also doing big things with RE/MAX—your bro's got listings going up like the final bid in a hot auction.

Next week, we’re dropping a new listing in Armada (yes, the one with that dreamy country charm). It’s a 4 bed, 2.5 bath, 2400 sq ft beauty on Coon Creek Road with a spacious kitchen, big ol' family room, and a deck out back perfect for sipping wine and judging your neighbors' lawn care. Keep your eyes peeled.

📣 Final Thoughts

Whether you’re buying gear, selling your stuff, or buying a house—I’ve got you covered from the grow room to the living room.

Follow Detroit Metro Auctions for the latest deals, wildest auctions, and occasional chaos. And hit me up at RE/MAX if you’re ready to make a move (literally).

Until then, may your bids be high and your taxes low.

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Jesse Long

Detroit Metro Auctions

RE/MAX Real Estate Agent

Detroit Hustler-in-Chief