Real Estate, Fantasy Football, and the Auctions You Actually Want to Win
- jesse2087
- 3 hours ago
- 2 min read
It’s that time of year again. The air is cooler and your fantasy football draft is already making you question your life choices.
But unlike your fantasy roster, when it comes to real estate, you can draft the winning team—between RE/MAX and Detroit Metro Auctions I have some MVPs for on the field right now. And trust us, these are the kinds of picks that won’t tank your season.
First Round Pick: Commercial Property in East Detroit
Looking to start a business, expand your empire, or finally get your dream coffee shop idea off the ground? This storefront in East Detroit is prime real estate. Great location, solid visibility, and ready to host whatever big ideas you’ve been benching. Unlike your fantasy tight end, this one actually shows up every week. It is over 4,000sq ft, FOR SALE ONLY and comes with an already active leased business in one storefront.
Sleeper Pick: Condo in Shelby Township
This condo in Shelby Township is the kind of property you keep quiet about because you don’t want the rest of the league (er, market) to know it’s available. Perfect size, modern feel, and low-maintenance living—it’s basically the waiver-wire steal of the season. Plus, no turf toe drama here—just easy condo life.

Franchise Player: Home in Armada
Finally, we’ve got the home in Armada—and folks, this is your franchise QB. Classic, spacious, and in one of Michigan’s most desirable small-town settings. Armada is known for its community events (yes, including that famous fair) and its welcoming atmosphere. This isn’t just a house—it’s a full-season commitment. Draft it now, and you’ll be racking up homeowner points for years.

Place your bids, build your winning roster,
If you’re deep in fantasy football season, you know the thrill of snagging that overlooked pick in the late rounds—the one that makes your whole team shine. Our current Costco Auction works the same way! We’re talking returns, overstock, and a lineup stacked with camping gear, outdoor equipment, and small household supplies. It’s like drafting a reliable flex player—you might not realize how much you need it until game day. Whether you’re gearing up for next summer’s adventures or just want to stock the house with everyday essentials, this is your chance to score big without blowing the salary cap.
Season Projection:
Here’s the thing: real estate is a lot like fantasy football. You need someone who knows the stats, understands the plays, and isn’t afraid to call an audible when the market shifts. That’s me. Whether you’re buying, selling, or bidding, I come with the expertise (and sense of humor) to help you score the deal that actually wins.
So while your fantasy season might be full of ups, downs, and questionable trades, your real estate game doesn’t have to be. If you work with me you’re guaranteed to make the playoffs.
Ready to draft your dream property and great deals??Check out listings at www.jesselsells.com and www.detroitbid.com.
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