Hey there, bargain hunters and DIY enthusiasts! Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey into the realm of Detroit Metro Auctions' latest extravaganza: an online auction of Kitchen and Bath Shelf Pulls and Returns, brought to you live from the quirky confines of the Blue Water Auction House.
Picture this: April 22nd, 7:00 PM sharp. Mark your calendars, set your alarms, and prepare for a bidding frenzy of epic proportions. But wait, there's more! This spectacle isn't just any run-of-the-mill auction; it's a comedic rollercoaster ride through the world of home improvement oddities.
Located at 1620 S Range Rd. St. Clair MI 48079, the Blue Water Auction House is the place to be for all your kitchen and bath needs. And trust us, you won't want to miss out on the chance to snag some truly wacky treasures.
But before you get too carried away, here's the scoop: Inspection is strictly by appointment only. We don't want any eager beavers crashing the party before it's time to rummage through the goods.
Now, onto the main event: the auction items themselves. Get ready to feast your eyes on a smorgasbord of delights straight from the shelves of major retail stores. From kitchen hardware to bathroom fixtures, fans to lighting, and everything in between, it's a veritable treasure trove of home improvement wonders.
Need a new toilet? We've got you covered. Fancy a shiny new sink? Look no further. How about a bidet for that extra touch of luxury? Yep, we've got those too. And let's not forget the pièce de résistance: True 2 door coolers. Because who doesn't need a cooler in their kitchen, are we right?
But wait, there's more! Bidets, handles, knobs, and much, much more await your discerning eye. So gather your friends, rally the troops, and join us for a night of laughs, bidding wars, and maybe even a few surprises along the way.
And remember, folks: sharing is caring. So spread the word far and wide, because you never know who might be in the market for a gently used toilet seat or a sparkling new shower head.
So there you have it, folks. Thank you for looking, thank you for sharing, and most importantly, thank you for joining us on this wild and wacky adventure. Good luck, happy bidding, and we'll see you on removal days. Let the games begin! 🚽💡🔧